Mary Magdalene

Somehow connected to Jesus, Cydonia (on Mars) and the Egyptian pyramids.
Mary Magdalene on Mars? WTF? Just wait and see..
by jim May 01, 2005
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Chizz

The cheese flavored, jizz-like substance used to cheese-up macaroni and cheese. It is highly concentrated and if you eat it streight it tastes like salty crap.
we put that packet of chizz under that car's tire, heh, it splattered everywhere.
by jim October 07, 2005
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cheetos

yummy orange ...things that taste good and are made by a tiger on drugs
mmm cheetos
by jim September 30, 2003
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benst

Northern NJ slang negating the word best. The opposite of best.
Last night I slammed my hand in a door. Yeah, it was the benst.
by Jim June 29, 2004
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OIS

Most likely the worst school on earth! If the hallways were any smaller bacteria wouldn't even be able to get through!
It costs so much to go to this school but no one has any idea where the money goes because the school is shit!
by Jim January 17, 2004
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take the pickle out

The act or motion of releasing a very large penis from your vagina or asshole.
by jim July 02, 2004
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iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.
"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology
by Jim January 22, 2005
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