jim's definitions

any chance?

A short and relatively polite phrase to be used when attempting to "chat-up" a girl.

Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit

by Jim July 19, 2004

drive by

farting while walking by a co-workers workstation

wtf is that smell? that mf'er must have done a drive by, cuz it wasn't me.

by jim December 13, 2003

wally

Useless, ineffectual person. Or whole dill pickled baby cucumber. Both east London, England. The latter usage is now rare. Pronunciation: WO-lee.

You couldn't find your arse (ass) with both hands behind you, you wally.

by Jim September 10, 2003

Butter On A Roll

Someone who thinks of themselves as classy but is really just fat, ugly and stupid. Origin: Better in a Rolls, i.e. Rolls Royce.

He thinks he's fierce but he's really just butter on a roll.

by Jim March 13, 2003

weekins

A week and a half, either ten or eleven days.

"You've missed a lot while you were gone over the weekins."

by Jim July 28, 2005

OIS

Most likely the worst school on earth! If the hallways were any smaller bacteria wouldn't even be able to get through!

It costs so much to go to this school but no one has any idea where the money goes because the school is shit!

by Jim January 17, 2004

whacked

When someone is killed by someone else

Vito was jus whacked!

by Jim April 15, 2005