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patoiang

when a womens nether regions smell like rotten fish.
by jim May 13, 2005
mugGet the patoiangmug.

deaf jockey

Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.
That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.

Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.

That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.

They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.
by Jim April 14, 2005
mugGet the deaf jockeymug.

Jump Off A Bridge

Usually telling someone to leave you alone. But, in a more harsh wat
Annoying Kid: Do you wanna kno something? Huhuh????
You: How about you Jump Off a Bridge And Get Back To Me?
by Jim April 15, 2005
mugGet the Jump Off A Bridgemug.

jangz

She is very jangz!!!!!
by Jim January 20, 2005
mugGet the jangzmug.

non-anal lawyer

"you are an ass clown while I, on the othor hand, am a Non-Anal Lawyer"
by jim May 7, 2005
mugGet the non-anal lawyermug.

t-dot

(1) acronym standing for "trannies do torontonians".
(2) transvestite jizz.
(3) "secret ingredient" put in Tim Hortons coffee.
(4) reference in Shawn Desman's (Shawn D. drinks 2) homo-erotic song about "rocking out with his cock/ sock out". In this context, "t-dot" stands for "Toronto, Ontario" ... Yo yo yo. I'm gonna GET MINE! That bitch is shizzle!
(5) shit or "scat".
I'm going to the corner to get some t-dot; that she-male is HOT! (1, or 2).

I'm going to drink some Timmie's coffee because I'm in withdrawal from lack of t-dot (1, 2, 3, or 5).

Both Vancouver and Montreal are superior cities to t-dot (4), as are Winnipeg and Pussytown, Ontario.

Last week I was in T-dot (4), getting some t-dot (1 or 5), drinking some T-dot (2 or 3), and then I jizzed out some t-dot (3).

Shawn Desman likes to consume t-dot (2 or 5).
by Jim August 30, 2004
mugGet the t-dotmug.

Trunkslut

A female that likes it when a guy puts his junk in her trunk, aka Anal. Nicer way of saying Buttslut or Ass Whore
That girl over there likes it in the butt, she is a trunkslut.
by Jim January 1, 2005
mugGet the Trunkslutmug.

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