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Vredesbyrd

by jim February 16, 2004
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SLAVOMACEDONIAN

The ethnicity and language of the Slavic people of the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Not to be confused with the geographical area of Macedonia in Greece, Bulgaria and Albania. The Macedonians were an ancient Hellenistic tribe who spoke a Greek dialect. The Slavic residence of FYROM also speak a Slavomacedonian dialect which is linguisticly branched off the Bulgarian language and is closely related to Bulgarian. A clear definition is needed for these people as not to get confused with the other three countries that also incorporate the geographical region of Macedonia.
My name is Goran and my mother tounge is Slavomacedonian, we are Slavomacedonians who are descended from the the Slavic invasions of Northern Greece in 700 AD, and we have nothing to do with the Hellenistic king of Phiilip and his son Alexander who were from the Greek kingdom of Macedonia, we came 1000 years after Alexander the great and his conquests which spread Greek culture throughout the known world.
by Jim February 7, 2005
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jizworm

A small cucumber shaped sea creature that you catch whilst fishing for bass, they shoot a jet of water at you too, very much like a jet of jism.
"Mate what the hell is that on your hook?"
"Don't know mate but it's just cum all over my jumper........stupid jizworm"
by jim February 17, 2004
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Gil Galad

Last High King of the elves. Slain in the Siege of the Barad-Dur. His likely successor would have been Elrond of Rivendell(Imladris), however Elrond had since travelled elsewhere and never laid claim to the Kingship, even up to the time when he took one of the White Ships into the west with the Ring-bearers.
by Jim April 13, 2004
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herfus

an extreamly hariy anus.
he has a herfus.
by jim October 29, 2003
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blockbuster

A very big event, especially multiple sex acts with a hot chick
I got four trojans and a sixer, going to my girls - gonna make it a blockbuster night!
by jim October 3, 2003
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numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge
"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"
by Jim July 14, 2003
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