jiM's definitions

applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 8, 2003

smoolers

Smoothies prepared, made, and sold by Mrs. Boe's 3rd block entrepreneurship class at Chaska High School, in Chaska Minnesota.

Hmmmm, Damn son, that smooler was the best frickin' drink I have ever purchased, I hate the food service here. This is way better.

by Jim April 11, 2005

hippy-tastic

being in the state of mind of the common hippy.

"how are you today sir?"
"hippy-tastic!"

by jim May 7, 2005

cock block

when some fag ruins your game wit a female. . sometimes done intentionally

When your bouts to get your dick sucked right. . and your boy drunk as fuck comes in a sits next to you to talk about this hoe he was spittin at

by Jim April 12, 2003

BRRRRR!!!!

Replaces words like Whatever and sure.

Person one: I just got a new cd.
Person two: Brr, your cool.

by Jim April 27, 2006

Pack

a small cellophane containing drugs. usually cocaine or amphetamines.

"It ain't even safe to sell a pack at night- pigs everywhere man"

by jim June 24, 2003

gwak

female genitals

yeah I got myself messy in her gwak

by Jim August 12, 2003