me: I can't even talk to him. He is too much of a McCain
my friend: Yea, I hate that. I can't listen to that racist bull shite.
my friend: Yea, I hate that. I can't listen to that racist bull shite.
by JGuy The Great! March 20, 2011
... means, And Then Apple Sued Them! Exclamation points follow the acronym to emphasize the fact that any possible thing that has happened, is happening, or is going to happen will probably be followed by an Apple law suit against any person, company, nation, group, plant, animal, natural resource and/or toddler attempting anything.
me: Hey. Look. A rectangle.
my friend: ATAST!!
me: Wha?
my friend: Oh, you didn't know? Apple doesn't allow other people to make rectangles. Or ____ (fill in the blank with any other thing that has ever been invented).
my friend: ATAST!!
me: Wha?
my friend: Oh, you didn't know? Apple doesn't allow other people to make rectangles. Or ____ (fill in the blank with any other thing that has ever been invented).
by JGuy The Great! February 16, 2012
me: Are you on G+?
my friend: If your not you rot!
me: Did you just make that up?
my friend: Yep.
me: That was pretty lame.
my friend: I know. It sounded better in my head.
me: Nice try. It fucking rocks though!
my friend: Yeah it does!
my friend: If your not you rot!
me: Did you just make that up?
my friend: Yep.
me: That was pretty lame.
my friend: I know. It sounded better in my head.
me: Nice try. It fucking rocks though!
my friend: Yeah it does!
by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011
... is basically a nickname that you can give to anyone that has a first or last name starting with a J.
me: What did you do today?
my friend: Not much, hung out with JGuy The Great!
me: What do you have planned for tomorrow?
my friend: The same.
my friend: Not much, hung out with JGuy The Great!
me: What do you have planned for tomorrow?
my friend: The same.
by JGuy The Great! May 04, 2011
... is a phrase stating that you feel something is worth your time and attention. The phrase stems from the concept of the popular television show The Voice, where judges had to turn their chairs around to express an interest in a particular singer.
me: Did you see the new girl?
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: Uh... good to know. So... she seems really cool.
my friend: ... (crickets)
me: Ok... So... what do you want to get for lunch. I was thinking about trying the new place on the corner of Baldwick.
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT!
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: Uh... good to know. So... she seems really cool.
my friend: ... (crickets)
me: Ok... So... what do you want to get for lunch. I was thinking about trying the new place on the corner of Baldwick.
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT!
by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011
... is when you piss into a girls mouth, and then, while she holds the urine in her open mouth you, her, or a third party jerk you off until you cum into the pool of piss she is holding in her awaiting mouth.
Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.
p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!
It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.
p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!
It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
me: You won't believe this, but she let me make a float last night!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!
by JGuy The Great! February 26, 2011