5 definitions by jexson spankins

the act of freezing the liquid contents of a straw, shoving the ice in your ass and farting while grabbing one nipple and one testicle. after farting the person partaking in the sheheti will shit, puke and ejaculate into a bowl, mixing the contents. once mixed you eat it, jack off with it, and smear it on someones neck while buttfucking them
yesterday i had 3 shehetis in a row, and it was splendid
by jexson spankins May 5, 2015
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when two men ejaculate in a male or female recipient's ears
me and xenu gave katy perry white earbuds last night
by jexson spankins July 23, 2015
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the feeling you get when you have just blown your biggest load of semen and your cock still wants more but your balls have given up.
I got the wamables yesterday when I jerked off
by jexson spankins November 20, 2016
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How you refer to someone who is annoying, stupid, or just plain not wanted. People who are generally Winston's Mints-ian are typically submissives trying to get to the top of the relationship, so the term Winston's Mints refers to a disgusting mint that would be spat on the floor, just like a sub would be in the relationship.
Little Kid: "Hey do any of you play minecraft?"
Everyone Else : "Fuck off , Winston's mints"
by jexson spankins July 13, 2016
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A fucking punk who thinks they're cooler than everyone when in reality nobody thinks of them very highly.
Sandy is a glitzer, and by that I mean he thinks he's cooler than everyone but in reality nobody thinks of him very highly.
by jexson spankins May 31, 2016
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