Definitions by jexson spankins

wamables 

the feeling you get when you have just blown your biggest load of semen and your cock still wants more but your balls have given up.

I got the wamables yesterday when I jerked off

wamables by jexson spankins November 20, 2016

Winston's Mints 

How you refer to someone who is annoying, stupid, or just plain not wanted. People who are generally Winston's Mints-ian are typically submissives trying to get to the top of the relationship, so the term Winston's Mints refers to a disgusting mint that would be spat on the floor, just like a sub would be in the relationship.

Little Kid: "Hey do any of you play minecraft?"
Everyone Else : "Fuck off , Winston's mints"

Winston's Mints by jexson spankins July 13, 2016

Glitzer 

A fucking punk who thinks they're cooler than everyone when in reality nobody thinks of them very highly.

Sandy is a glitzer, and by that I mean he thinks he's cooler than everyone but in reality nobody thinks of him very highly.

Glitzer by jexson spankins May 30, 2016

white earbuds

when two men ejaculate in a male or female recipient's ears

me and xenu gave katy perry white earbuds last night

white earbuds by jexson spankins August 18, 2015

sheheti 

the act of freezing the liquid contents of a straw, shoving the ice in your ass and farting while grabbing one nipple and one testicle. after farting the person partaking in the sheheti will shit, puke and ejaculate into a bowl, mixing the contents. once mixed you eat it, jack off with it, and smear it on someones neck while buttfucking them

yesterday i had 3 shehetis in a row, and it was splendid

sheheti by jexson spankins May 6, 2015