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the act of freezing the liquid contents of a straw, shoving the ice in your ass and farting while grabbing one nipple and one testicle. after farting the person partaking in the sheheti will shit, puke and ejaculate into a bowl, mixing the contents. once mixed you eat it, jack off with it, and smear it on someones neck while buttfucking them

yesterday i had 3 shehetis in a row, and it was splendid

sheheti by jexson spankins May 6, 2015

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Thigh-Sheeting

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015

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Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.

Muddy Sheeting by DoubleTT August 15, 2021

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Sheeting

When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.

If you don't want to have intimate situations with drunk bed mate. Sheeting usually works.

Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!

Sheeting by Kurlington May 22, 2018

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white sheeting

Going to an Amish culture and having sex with a woman through a hole in a white sheet for money.

Big H made 300 dollars white sheeting last night!

white sheeting by Teegee1010 December 7, 2015

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Top Sheeting

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.

The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.

Top Sheeting by LeddedBee August 17, 2019

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Sheeting

When the female is laying on her back, the male takes the undone sheets, wraps his dick in it, and puts all of it inside the female.

I love sheeting my girlfriend because it makes my dick feel like it's in an oven.

Sheeting by lyzamuel January 26, 2015

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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