the process of freezing your ass OFF because you are against wearing no-ass pants while having an ass.
by Jett February 25, 2004
by jett January 17, 2004
1. A derogatory term for anyone who reproduces, ever. Generally used by antisocial virgin nerds whose own nurturing instincts are limited to Pokemon. Ironically, most such individuals still live with their parents.
2. A derogatory term for a heterosexual. Generally used by homosexuals.
3. A derogatory term for selfish, irresponsible, or self-absorbed parents. Generally used by anyone who has ever had to listen to a screaming small child that does not belong to them, or anyone who has ever seen octomom's insipid, collagen-filled face on a TV screen or magazine cover.
2. A derogatory term for a heterosexual. Generally used by homosexuals.
3. A derogatory term for selfish, irresponsible, or self-absorbed parents. Generally used by anyone who has ever had to listen to a screaming small child that does not belong to them, or anyone who has ever seen octomom's insipid, collagen-filled face on a TV screen or magazine cover.
Those fucking breeders had better not bring their screaming crotchlings to the Transformers 2 premiere! What do they think this is, a kids' movie?
by Jett June 12, 2009
1. (n.) The capacity of a person to handle or absorb aggravation, i.e. "shit." The implication is that when the "shitfuse" runs out, that will be when the proverbial shit hits the fan.
2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.
2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.
I'm going to go shitfuse myself to the couch and watch anime until Mom comes home and starts that whole "now that you're 37 I really think you should start looking for a job" bullshit again. Man, that's really starting to burn down my shitfuse.
by Jett February 07, 2005
In modern internet vernacular, a generic all-purpose phrase that roughly equates to "duh," and can be used in a variety of situations to indicate stupidity.
Person #1: That horrible website somethingawful.com stole my intellectual property by taking pictures that I had on MY WEBSITE and manipulating them in offensive ways with Photoshop! I shall send them a legal threat posthaste!
Person #2: (summarizing Person #1's statement for others) HURF-DURF INTERNET LAWSUIT
Person #2: (summarizing Person #1's statement for others) HURF-DURF INTERNET LAWSUIT
by Jett November 14, 2006