jesus christ's definitions

Jubb Jubb

another term used for a person who inserts hot dogs into dead dogs bodies via penis. Gets off on bloody masterbation.

Jubb jubbs were exterminated by womens rights movements.

by jesus christ May 22, 2003

AquaFox

Pure ecstasy. No, not the drug. The feeling. The word originated from the best map ever made on battle.net.

I am soooo AquaFoxing!

Omg me too!

by Jesus Christ June 1, 2004

Sean Penn

1) The ruler of the world.
2) A really nifty actor
3) Someone who can kick your ass.

1) Hail Sean Penn!!!
2) Sean Penn was awesome in 21 Grams!
3) Look at Sean Penn castrate the first submitter!

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004

atkins diet

A diet, invented by a certain person I know called Atkins. The premise of the diet is that vegans are lower on the food chain than other humans, and hence should be eaten.

Steve just ate another vegan.

by Jesus Christ March 11, 2004

God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.

Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004

asscrunchie

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy

i saved christ: I fucking hate you niggers

by Jesus christ February 21, 2005