jesster79's definitions

Groper in Chief

1. A leader of a nation who sneaks up behind female world leaders and suprises them with unsolicited and inappropriate massages.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush.

George W. Bush earned the title Groper in Chief when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.

by jesster79 July 19, 2006

second amendmented

The act of injuring oneself or someone else with a firearm, usually accidentally. Most often due to a failure of the firearm holder to exercise basic firearms safety protocols. The failure is sometimes unintentional, but can often be an intentional refusal to handle firearms safely.

A Michigan man second amendmented himself at a Victoria Secret store last Friday.

by jesster79 December 29, 2019

Cardinal Ruins

Another nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini. Ruini has been given this nickname along with his Cardinal Rovini due to his political interference in other countries which at times is damaging to the church itself.

Ruini is getting called Cardinal Ruins because in some ways he is ruining the church.

by jesster79 March 3, 2006

Uniform Commercial Code

A largely uniform set of laws passed by each state that regulates commercial transactions in the United States. One of the main go tos of sovereign citizens to justify their beliefs and actions.

There goes Billy again, spouting off about why he doesn't have to pay bills because of some part of the Uniform Commercial Code.

by jesster79 May 8, 2021

Miss Demeanor

What my cat has been lately. A female cat who commits multiple misdeeds.

These include hanging on screen doors, using good furniture as scratching posts, climbing on things she's not supposed to, and so on.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

Chimpanzee

A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.

A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.

See also, Bush, George W.

The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.

by jesster79 February 16, 2006

keppra

A medication that is prescribed to keep people from having seizures. Side effects include being tired and having a very low asshole tolerance.

Ever since Bob's doctor prescribed him keppra his asshole tolerance has been very low.

by jesster79 November 28, 2021