chimpeach

v., 1. To eliminate an enemy or malefactor, or to rectify a near fatal error or terrible mistake. 2. To remove from high office, through judicial review or public referendum, a dangerous imbecile, odious fraud, or chimpanzee. 3. To reclaim the soul of one's country by reversing or redressing a grievous historical injustice
"After Whitewater, Bush's lies about Iraq give us no choice but to chimpeach the murdering bastard, unless we want the whole goddam world to think that the lives of our sons and daughters are less significant than lying about a blowjob."
by jesse May 18, 2004
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spokangster

A.K.A. 'Spogangster' - A person between ages of 12 and 25, lives in Spokane, skinny, white, shaved headed blonde facial hair, South Pole, JNCO, loves Lil Jon, loves J Lo, fat girlfriend shops at Deb, thinks US POLO ASSN. is actually Polo, drive a shitty car with subs, hangs out at Northtown Mall and Division St., fake bling. No style sensibility. Oh and dont forget the sideways G-Unit hat. Has no idea that Spokane is not a huge city. Spokane is one of the safest cities in the West.
"Im a Spokangster. I'm living a life of failure."
"Im a Spokangster...word up...oh sorry dogg I gtg cuz my mom be blowin up my cel."
by Jesse March 23, 2005
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act a fool

Something a southern person says to someone who is being dumb or stupid.
Lets all act a fool ,like Ludacris!
by jesse June 18, 2004
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benalia

Benalia is a penis that, when erect, curves downward like a banana.
(Origin- Arizona circa 2001)
"It was so funny, he had a freakin benalia."
"She deep throated that benalia."
by Jesse April 05, 2005
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rumsfail

1. To self-destruct, melt-down or implode under the weight of one's own arrogance. 2. To fail spectacularly, particularly in matters of warfare or diplomacy; to plunge into chaos. 3. Absolute, unmitigated disaster of national or international proportions and consequence; policy failure so utterly abject and miserable as to approach the realm of the epic.
"Although long considered to be a costly and murderous fiasco, the prisoner abuse scandal revealed the war in Iraq to be nothing short of a rumsfailure." See also: "Karma"
by jesse May 18, 2004
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stoke

"Hey Joseph, you gotta stoke?"
by Jesse March 06, 2005
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Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.
by Jesse June 08, 2003
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