jesse's definitions

mex

Origin: Resessive Mexicans.
A very kee and oss Mexican with white skin and red hair which carries many strange resessive traits. Mexes often do yard work or have pressure washing businesses. They generally like to squeeze into trucks with 3 or 4 other Mexicans in them. It can be used as a name or a noun. When generically used, it can also simply mean Mexican, but it generally refers to sweaty Mexicans doing yard work.

"Hey, look there's 18 Mexes in that Toyota truck! How oss!"
"Sam's a mex."
"Hey, Mex, are you done mowing my yard?

by Jesse May 3, 2004

elpimpahoe

ill pimp a hoe

next week elpimpahoe

by jesse June 17, 2004

Roaches

Claiming your seat when you get up. Similar to fives, but, lasts longer than 5 minutes.

Just say "Roaches" when getting up out of your seat.

Or when you enter a room, and there's a seat available, you ask "Has this been roached?"

by Jesse June 9, 2004

shed your sh*t/shed your skin

It's an encouraging phrase-- interchangeable with: Do yo' thang, get it done, rock it.....that sort of jazz.

"Yeah boy, shed your shit" "Good job! Shed that skin"

by JessE March 18, 2004

Shit Rope

The shit-covered rope which you use to try to climb out of a mess which you are in. You see the shit kind of acts like grease, the harder you hold on, the faster you fall down, all the way to con college.

You're up a shit rope now boys

by Jesse February 27, 2005

IRC

IRC, or internet relay chat. Connects aliented intellectuals via a scrolling text based medium, where they lurk in silence.

I'm gonna go try to get some attention on IRC

by Jesse May 13, 2005

twap

Hitting another man in the nuts by whipping ur fingers into it

I twapped Ryan so hard he fell to the ground

by Jesse February 27, 2004