jesse's definitions

the heart of gold

the spaceship stolen by ex-president of the galaxy Zaphod Beblebrox in the book hichhikers guide to the galaxy

by jesse August 29, 2003

captain stubing

after sex finding pubic hair stuck to the sides and base of your penis head that looks like the back of captain stubings head from the love boat

She had so much pubic hair when I pulled it out I thought I was staring at Captain Stubing on the bridge of the love boat

by jesse March 17, 2007

foshiggity

I agree homeslice

Foshiggity nigga!

by Jesse March 8, 2004

TripleX

Stupid ass movie that should not have ever been made...

Fuck off, thats 124 mins I will never get back of my life

by Jesse September 6, 2004

crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.

crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society

by jesse September 5, 2003

Blamela

A word used to take the place of a Prounoun, usually yelled when trying to cover a sound someone does not want to hear.

"Matt, your credit card number is"
"BLAMELA"

by Jesse October 27, 2003

queerfashionation

n., the tendency to hyper-homosexualize one's homosexual lifestyle.

Garry went to the gay bar, the gay restaurant, the gay bank, and the gay gas station. He clearly suffers from queerfashionation.

by Jesse December 14, 2003