jess's definitions

close-minded

Adjective used by some democrats to describe anyone who does not agree with liberal points of view.

Republican: "I think that the invasion of Iraq was perfectly justified."

Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."

Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."

by Jess July 21, 2005

boom boom

having intercourse

"Lets go boom boom in your bed."

by Jess June 24, 2003

redneck

A glorious lack of sophistication.

Y'all I live in bamer and my daddy's from jawjuh. Dude no! European on my boot!

by Jess January 15, 2005

albertane

The word albertane comes from the latin word alabertanamus which means large and important, just kidding! the word albertane comes from the song "Man from Milwaukee." The song is about an alien from Mars who lives in the capital city of Mars Albertane. See you on Albertane the show i mean.

i come from the planet albertane

by jess May 14, 2004

bloodomen

son of a bitch that likes to do men woman

brett is a bloodomen

by jess July 20, 2004

shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

by Jess April 11, 2005

picklepoop

a word like shucks

aww picklepoop!

by jess April 13, 2004