fovite

mispelling of the word "favorite". Even if someone is stupid enough to spell it this way, you still have to love him.

Jesus: Hey, what's that?
Mike: Oh, it's my fovite movie ever.

by Jesus January 19, 2005

the daily show

the most believable news show on T.V

i don't believe anything untill its on the daily show

by jesus June 30, 2004

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Cockeroni

A penis resembling a pepperoni log, usually redish from the presence of a veneral disease.

That porn star has a cockeroni footer.

by Jesus November 24, 2003

cooks

another word for chouette

that shirt is so cook!

by Jesus November 07, 2003

moke

The act of smoking marijuana.

Hey man, do you want to moke?

by Jesus January 10, 2004

higheenas

oragnized group of misunderstood pot smokers ,who go from place to place solving mysteries,traveling though time,and various shcemes to get rich, get laid and steal things as well as out smart various fractions of the "man", fighting against the forces ethics and women's suffarge,often imitated never dupilcated.the members i easlily recognized by their zipper up hoodies, shell toes , and glazed over eyes.

officer O'Maley(irish accent): "Well, well, well, if it isn't the highenns , up to trouble agian I see."

by jesus November 14, 2004