jesUs's definitions

turkey

an ugly bird traditionally eaten on thanksgiving.

"I like a bit of turkey"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

USSR

only the greatest nation ever*

*not really

USSR will never Die.

by jesus December 28, 2005

hot air balloon

When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.

I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.

by jesus July 22, 2003

hustler

A porno magazine

I beat off to Hustler

by Jesus June 6, 2003

drugs

Something people take to look hard.

The more hardcore the drug the harder you are.

If you sell them to kids then you'll get a record deal.

50 cent : "Stage rapping ass niggaz ain't sold no drugs"

by Jesus May 13, 2005

500

Mercedes Benz S500 - Luxury Car

"Sittin' in my 500 on 20's sittin' low..." ~Ginuwine

by Jesus December 2, 2004

adart

The mating call of the retardus maximus, also see AAAAAAAAAUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

<i>ADART</i>;

<i>I'm retarded.. ADART</i>

<i>Hey, let's go shove our heads into a pile of cow crap.. ADART</i>

by Jesus January 5, 2004