jesUs's definitions

Fucktard

A person who uses "gay", "faggot", "queer" and any other phrase pertaining to homosexuality. Fucktards usually spell many words in their sentence fragments.

Many preps are fucktards.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

jee whiz

A phrase often used by young children or homosexuals and can be replaced with "holy gollogers!" or "neato!"

by Jesus October 23, 2003

egg

A rugby-ball

Im off to chase an egg, see you after the rugby game.

by Jesus November 11, 2003

GGJRDIH

The acronym for Gotta Go, John Rhys-Davies Is Here

Sorry, GGJRDIH

by Jesus September 17, 2003

Internet explorer

See shit. Only function in life to be used to Download a new Browser & OS.

"I have to go take an IE."

by Jesus February 7, 2005

Ahab

Someone who owns the Homeworld 1 and Diablo 2 communities like no other game known. He is mean, rude, and basically Satan. Watch for his evilness, as he will crush your pathetic cry baby souls.

Ahab has yet again ate the soul of an unsuspecting cry baby carebear.

by Jesus November 19, 2003

la~

Started on EverQuest, meaning "laugh", because when /la is typed, your character laughs.

"omgz j00 got owned la~"

by jesus January 7, 2005