jesUs's definitions

I'm better than you

Statement indicating that one person is superior by undisclosed means to another. Often used to stop moments of awkward silence.

I play baseball; I'm better than you.

by Jesus August 5, 2003

hazlett

likes to kill people and bury little kittens that he killed into shallow graves.

Im going to Hazlett you kitty.

by Jesus June 4, 2003

russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 9, 2003

Bootchie

Someone Who Stinks Like Shit

"Hey man, get up off my coach, you boochie ass Bean-Boy

by Jesus March 16, 2004

strawbelise

To make something like a strawberry or to mix something with strawberrys.

I'm gonna strawbelise you!

by jesus January 21, 2004

Chub

N. 1. A multi-purspose word, commonly used in conjunction with the word Krandel(see Krandel)

N. 1. Watch closely for the chub to make its apperance.

by Jesus August 2, 2003

stubborn IE user

See moron, idiot and dickhead.

"Man, that guy is such a stubborn IE user."

by Jesus February 7, 2005