jennifer dietz's definitions

Oliviafied

The act of receiving the best kisses from your nine year old daughter who totally rocks.

I was Oliviafied all day on Mother's Day and it was the best gift I have ever received.

by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008

skankifiltration

The process of elimination of the most skanky chick to the least skanky chick.

When John drinks too much, his skankifiltration system fails him every time and he ends up with the Hunch Back of Notre Dame with lipstick and a hoo hoo.

by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008

slutifiltration

The failure to filter out the slut that has now become your girlfriend who won't leave.

John drank too much, again, and his slutifiltration system failed again. Have you seen the slut that calls him her "boyfriend?"

by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008

whorifiltration

Lack of use of system to determine that the slut in your car stinks, reeks of alcohol, dope and wants twenty bucks to blow you after you just bought her dinner.

John drank too much at dinner and his whorifiltration system failed his dumm ass again because Godzilla wants to do him in the back seat for forty bucks.

by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008

skanky becomes you

When you otherwise normal girlfriend wears something sleazy and looks great and you want to do her.

Darling, skanky becomes you when you where that super tight black all-in-one leather outfit.

by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008

a smelly

A quiet yet potent fart.

She's such a pretty girl but she can sure clear a room when she makes a smelly.

by jennifer dietz May 11, 2008

Frank Lloyd Wrong

A structure designed by Frank Lloyd Wright that sucks the big one.

That house across the street from us is a Frank Lloyd Wrong and I am going to set it on fire tonight to get rid of that fuckng eye sore.

by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008