kelvenna

Kelvenna is a badass industrial chick who would gladly grope Agent Smith.. and her collection of Cowboy Bebop DVDs.

I've never met such a hot kelvenna, she makes me piss my pants.

by Jenni May 03, 2006

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Barborosa Ape

A warlike man with one thing on his mind, a buffoon like male, who thinks he is a warlord but in fact is a clown and everyone secretly despises him for it.

Often used as an insult by siblings especialy in the south of England, Crawley has a lot of barbarossa apes.

Wow..hes thinks he won the war all by himself but hes just a Barborosa ape

by jennI August 14, 2012

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Dirty Old Dave

dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.

a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to

dirty old dave,

dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan

this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man

that man over there, looking at those women is a ;dirty old dave' keep away from him at all costs.

by jennI October 06, 2012

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