Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow but the children know
How he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in
That old top hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around
Oh, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say he could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow but he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in
That old top hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around
Frosty the snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said, "let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away"
Frosty the snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day"
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow but the children know
How he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in
That old top hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around
Oh, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the children say he could laugh and play
Just the same as you and me
Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow but he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in
That old top hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around
Frosty the snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said, "let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away"
Frosty the snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day"
you:-make a snowman-
snowman:⛄
snowman:⛄
by jeffdiamondchin November 18, 2020
pfft. you actually thought dogs went to heaven! nope! they go to the dead dog centre where they are made into sausages.
two year old: where do dogs go when the go to sleep
you:DEAD DOG CENTRE LOLOLOLOL
two year old: -cries-
you:DEAD DOG CENTRE LOLOLOLOL
two year old: -cries-
by jeffdiamondchin November 17, 2020
???: are you hungry meme man?
meme man: yes, i require sustenance to function any longer.
???: why not get a tasty l e m o n?
meme man: yes, a l e m o n sounds like it would hit the spot.
meme man: yes, i require sustenance to function any longer.
???: why not get a tasty l e m o n?
meme man: yes, a l e m o n sounds like it would hit the spot.
by jeffdiamondchin November 19, 2020
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by jeffdiamondchin November 18, 2020
literally everyone: filepe is soooo hot
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by jeffdiamondchin November 18, 2020
what happens when a bacon hair, acorn head, noodle hair, or just noob in general tries to say robyx of roblox
by jeffdiamondchin November 13, 2020
A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.
by jeffdiamondchin March 02, 2021