Definitions by jeffbo
tanked titties
Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.
Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.
Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.
tanked titties by jeffbo June 6, 2009
butt rake
1.) Various angles in lower back and butt cheek geometry.
2.) The area that starts at the lower back where the butt is connected and following that slope to where the slope starts the 90 degree vertical drop.
2.) The area that starts at the lower back where the butt is connected and following that slope to where the slope starts the 90 degree vertical drop.
Farting Glances
When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.
The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.
Farting Glances by jeffbo May 25, 2009
Word of the Day on August 21, 2015
shadow farting
This is a person that silently farts , calculates the density and rise of the vapors to coincide with his or hers movement to a different location before the fart becomes known to the fartees, therefore knowing that the concentration of the blame will be at the opposite end of the crowd, the sly coward joins in on humiliating a completely innocent person.
Betty's nephew at Betty's graduation party: Jack ! did you do that, did you cut the cheese, it had to be you, jeez !!!
Jack Blushing: No ! No ! I swear I didn't do it , no I way man, somebody had to be shadow farting , I didnt !
Betty's Nephew : yeah it was you Jack, I saw your face squirreling just before you let it !
Jack Blushing: No ! No ! I swear I didn't do it , no I way man, somebody had to be shadow farting , I didnt !
Betty's Nephew : yeah it was you Jack, I saw your face squirreling just before you let it !
shadow farting by jeffbo May 25, 2009
the habitual shadow farter
This is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. Individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. Most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. Of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. This individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of passing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.
the habitual shadow farter by jeffbo May 25, 2009
vator vapor
vator vapor by jeffbo May 25, 2009
Latent Heterosexual
A person who later in life is sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who at a late age, has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "almost straight."
For many years Sammy played with himself, and then suddenly, Betty with the two left footed children came into his life, and helped him understand that he was a latent heterosexual.
Latent Heterosexual by jeffbo May 25, 2009