2 definitions by jeff nixon
T.G.S. is when you see sunshine and rainbows while you are really looking at a steaming pile of worm infested shit.
Everything is all good no matter how shitty it really is.
WORD ORIGIN: Turner Gill is the coach for the Kansas Jayhawks. He is maybe the biggest pussy known to man. He makes Mr. Rogers look like Ray fucking Lewis (the murderer Ray Lewis not the Old Spice commercial Ray Lewis).
Everything is all good no matter how shitty it really is.
WORD ORIGIN: Turner Gill is the coach for the Kansas Jayhawks. He is maybe the biggest pussy known to man. He makes Mr. Rogers look like Ray fucking Lewis (the murderer Ray Lewis not the Old Spice commercial Ray Lewis).
1. Have you heard Red talk about Matt Cassel on Sunday? Holy Christ the guy had a 46 QB rating and the crazy SOB thinks he's the next Peyton Manning! Turner Gill Syndrome got him.
2. He really said that Turner Gill is putting a well coached team on the field?! TGS got that fucker bad!
2. He really said that Turner Gill is putting a well coached team on the field?! TGS got that fucker bad!
by jeff nixon September 20, 2010
Richieism is a faith, a belief established by a young genius by the name of Richie Mc. It was formed in Kansas in the year 2007 and already has members accross several states.
It is much like other Christian religions with a belief in God, but that's where the similarities end.
In Richieism, you are aloud to believe that 99% of the bible is crap. No big deal. I mean really, who honestly believes all that, seriously? A guy really rounded up 2 of every animal? The sea parted? RIIIIGHT.
In this faith you have a friendly relationship with God. Not one where you are to live in fear that if you do something wrong one of his chosen few will bad touch you in a booth, then make you say a bunch of scripted prayers while your ass is still swelling! It's ok to question and joke around at his expense like he does to you.
Many religions do the body and blood as wine and a nasty wafer. Richieism has brought a modern touch to the practice with Cheetoes and Jagermeister.
For more information on how you can become a member just leave some contact info and I can send you a brochure.
It is much like other Christian religions with a belief in God, but that's where the similarities end.
In Richieism, you are aloud to believe that 99% of the bible is crap. No big deal. I mean really, who honestly believes all that, seriously? A guy really rounded up 2 of every animal? The sea parted? RIIIIGHT.
In this faith you have a friendly relationship with God. Not one where you are to live in fear that if you do something wrong one of his chosen few will bad touch you in a booth, then make you say a bunch of scripted prayers while your ass is still swelling! It's ok to question and joke around at his expense like he does to you.
Many religions do the body and blood as wine and a nasty wafer. Richieism has brought a modern touch to the practice with Cheetoes and Jagermeister.
For more information on how you can become a member just leave some contact info and I can send you a brochure.
My life has become truely wonderful since I found out about Richieism. I feel as if I owe this beautiful prophet of God my life.
by jeff nixon September 3, 2008