bastoy

to baste someone in the ass of a turkey when you are high on crack

look at that bastoy boy son of a bitched apple

by jeff February 09, 2004

apple bottom

Slang description of disproportionately pronounced/overhanging female posterior. Exeptionally round set of large buttocks on a woman.

She got dat apple bottom, yo.

by Jeff November 16, 2003

G.I. Jew

The great American Hebrew

Gooooo Jew

by Jeff December 07, 2003

shrimp salad

To perform oral sex on a person of diminutive height.

I went to the little people's convention the other day and sampled the shrimp salad.

by Jeff July 21, 2003

gay bob

Loves the Cock

Who is that? Oh don't worry its just gay bob, he loves the cock

by jeff February 19, 2004

Swag

An extraordinarily obese and obnoxiously repulsive "girl" that enjoys causing pain and discomfort towards those around her due to her never ending supply of enthusiasm and complete and total retardation.

Swag?, how's it going? "Im smarter than you, and i play volleyball, and im hot, and im better than you at everything, especially being human and having friends!!!!!!!"

by Jeff August 28, 2003

Yom

An individual who is mentally sub-normal / retarded.

That guy in the rubber hat looks like a bit of a yom!

by Jeff February 11, 2005