jeff's definitions

ashme

n.(1)means about the same as whatever, who cares, or same thing.

Rod: That's some flame!
Tod: You mean fire.
Rod: Ashme...

by Jeff November 4, 2003

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

fuckus

The act of causing a fucking ruckus (fuk-us)

The bitch caused a FUCKUS in Staples before I shot her in her vag with a potatoe gun.

by jeff April 25, 2005

fom

word used when explaining how hood someone is. similar to the word douv

damn fom is way hood

by jeff March 22, 2005

Rebirth

A sexual act wherein an individual inserts (or attempts to insert) his/her head into the vaginal cavity of his/her partner.

I looked up rebirth on Yahoo clubs and man, there are some strange people out there.

by Jeff July 24, 2003

cockophobe

One who has an unwarranted fear of the cock.

When she saw my enormous man-gland, my mom started screaming and ran out of the room. She was a cockophobe.

by Jeff July 29, 2003

nunziato

A cool guy who sits in front of you at law school. Especially if he's hot.

Look at that hot guy over there. He's such a Nunziato....but I only think that because I'm gay.

by Jeff July 24, 2003