jeff's definitions

apple bottom

Slang description of disproportionately pronounced/overhanging female posterior. Exeptionally round set of large buttocks on a woman.

She got dat apple bottom, yo.

by Jeff November 16, 2003

kicks

shoes, pads, skids, feet

we went to the mall to buy some new kicks

by jeff November 6, 2003

n00b cannon

"Auto Shotgun" used in the popular online game, Counterstrike, used by n00bs mainly because it requires little to no aim.

by Jeff October 14, 2003

ziggy poo-peed

Okay, getting ziggy poo peed is when you wake up in the morning after a night of drunken action and you have jiz and vomit all over your body, youve been peed on, youve soiled yourself, and the most important part- There's a big fat penis resting on your face.

Awh man, I got ziggy poo-peed last night.

by Jeff December 7, 2004

fr00bl3t

a nub's nub

j00 are fr00bl3t

by Jeff February 10, 2004

caucus

Jeff: do you know what a caucus is?
Matt: yes
Matt: I think they were talking about a caucus when I was in England
Matt: Something to do with the house of Parliament
Jeff: The word caucus is a North American Indian word, thought to be of Algonquin origin, meaning a gathering of the ruling tribal chiefs. The modern definition describes caucuses as a process of political party members gathering to make policy decisions and to select candidates.
Matt: ahh yes
Matt: They smoked a shitload of mushrooms (no pun intended) and sat around the sweat-hut trying to determine whether Little Big Sheep or Big Little Sheep would be next in line to be the chief
Matt: One of them tripped and fell (still no pun intended), and yelled "CAUCUS" as he hit the floor

The 2004 Iowa caucus was won by John Kerry

by Jeff January 21, 2004

horse fucker

somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse

you are a horse fucker

by jeff July 18, 2003