jeff's definitions

antiwar protestor

Someone who believes that despite ending Nazism, Communism, Slavery, and Fascism, war never accomplished anything.

See all those antiwar protestors that think we should not have gone into Afghanistan

by Jeff February 27, 2004

Sechs

A euphanism for sex. It is intended to be comical.

"Tell her that you've been dying to get in her pants and that you will pay her for hot sechs."

by Jeff October 15, 2003

Actionate

v. 1: To put forth a great deal of action.
2: To get from Point A to Point B with an immense amount of speed, usually includes breaking Point C before arriving to Point B.
3: To literally punch a brick wall and cause it to burst into flame.

"Ginny is is danger! We've gotta ACTIONATE!"

by Jeff February 18, 2004

pimbles

disgusting nasty overgrown pimples in groups

abby u got some fucked up pimbles on yo face get some face wash and get away from me

by jeff April 1, 2004

enyo

this is an ancient eastern word for booger.

Tip well or the pizza guy will deposit enyo's on your next order.

by Jeff December 20, 2004

G.I. Jew

The great American Hebrew

Gooooo Jew

by Jeff December 7, 2003

shrimp salad

To perform oral sex on a person of diminutive height.

I went to the little people's convention the other day and sampled the shrimp salad.

by Jeff July 21, 2003