jeff's definitions

horse fucker

somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse

you are a horse fucker

by jeff July 18, 2003

nirvana

The true meaning of a "Grunge" band

When comparing grunge music, Nirvana is always the first band to come to mind

by Jeff December 6, 2002

ziggy poo-peed

Okay, getting ziggy poo peed is when you wake up in the morning after a night of drunken action and you have jiz and vomit all over your body, youve been peed on, youve soiled yourself, and the most important part- There's a big fat penis resting on your face.

Awh man, I got ziggy poo-peed last night.

by Jeff December 7, 2004

gay bob

Loves the Cock

Who is that? Oh don't worry its just gay bob, he loves the cock

by jeff February 19, 2004

G.I. Jew

The great American Hebrew

Gooooo Jew

by Jeff December 7, 2003

shrimp salad

To perform oral sex on a person of diminutive height.

I went to the little people's convention the other day and sampled the shrimp salad.

by Jeff July 21, 2003

apple bottom

Slang description of disproportionately pronounced/overhanging female posterior. Exeptionally round set of large buttocks on a woman.

She got dat apple bottom, yo.

by Jeff November 16, 2003