jillybanging

gettin drunk and then getting stoned

I drank them 8 beer, smoked that fat blunt. Now I'm jillybangin!

by jeff February 23, 2005

Swag

An extraordinarily obese and obnoxiously repulsive "girl" that enjoys causing pain and discomfort towards those around her due to her never ending supply of enthusiasm and complete and total retardation.

Swag?, how's it going? "Im smarter than you, and i play volleyball, and im hot, and im better than you at everything, especially being human and having friends!!!!!!!"

by Jeff August 29, 2003

duff

Duff
1. The type of Beer (Homer Simpson) drinks.
2.The ugly girl that hangs out with the good looking girl.
3. Also used for the gun butting move in the XBOX game Halo.

1.Homer drinks alot of Duff.
2.Man that duff is making her look better.
3. Oh shit man u got duffed.

by Jeff October 22, 2004

Gomere

To be spoken in a French accent...generally the erect penis of a frenchmen, or one hung like a frenchmen

My gomere is big like france, and i dont meen france the people, i mean france the country

by Jeff April 06, 2004

ashme

n.(1)means about the same as whatever, who cares, or same thing.

Rod: That's some flame!
Tod: You mean fire.
Rod: Ashme...

by Jeff November 04, 2003

mulecup

When one cups his hand, farts in his cupped hand and hold it to the mouth and nostril of a buddy, much like a mule's feading bag.

After sex, I gave my lesbian girlfriend a mulecup and kicked her ass out of my bed.

by jeff April 02, 2005

fuckus

The act of causing a fucking ruckus (fuk-us)

The bitch caused a FUCKUS in Staples before I shot her in her vag with a potatoe gun.

by jeff April 26, 2005