jeff's definitions

european outlet

to insert one's penis into another's nostril. Name given due to the usual occurance that the penis will not fit into one's nostril, much like an American appliance into a European electrical outlet.

The european outlet given by Karl was the cause of Susan's incredibly runny nose.

by Jeff May 7, 2005

gay bob

Loves the Cock

Who is that? Oh don't worry its just gay bob, he loves the cock

by jeff February 19, 2004

apple bottom

Slang description of disproportionately pronounced/overhanging female posterior. Exeptionally round set of large buttocks on a woman.

She got dat apple bottom, yo.

by Jeff November 16, 2003

G.I. Jew

The great American Hebrew

Gooooo Jew

by Jeff December 7, 2003

shrimp salad

To perform oral sex on a person of diminutive height.

I went to the little people's convention the other day and sampled the shrimp salad.

by Jeff July 21, 2003

kicks

shoes, pads, skids, feet

we went to the mall to buy some new kicks

by jeff November 6, 2003

n00b cannon

"Auto Shotgun" used in the popular online game, Counterstrike, used by n00bs mainly because it requires little to no aim.

by Jeff October 14, 2003