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Suck at life 

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
Suck at life by Jeff October 26, 2004
A word that should be used for population control. If someone makes cute names for their boyfriend they should be given herpes, via e-mail.
1. Oh god, she said it... 'woober' I think I'm going to vomit up my partially digested food.
2. "my boyfriend is suuuch a 'woober'" *giggle giggle snort* "that's fucking it, here you go:" gherpes.exe
woober by Jeff October 26, 2004
Duff
1. The type of Beer (Homer Simpson) drinks.
2.The ugly girl that hangs out with the good looking girl.
3. Also used for the gun butting move in the XBOX game Halo.
1.Homer drinks alot of Duff.
2.Man that duff is making her look better.
3. Oh shit man u got duffed.
duff by Jeff October 21, 2004
To be klabe is to be scum, or of the scummy nature. To be klabe is to be as low as you can possibly be. It's trailer trash in the essence of manners, ethics, everyday life.
That dude behaves in such a klabe fashion
klabe by Jeff October 20, 2004

w00t w00t 

A Yankees fanboy and bandwagonner that is so starved for attention that he doesn't care that even Yankees fans want him to shut up.
w00t w00t: OMG the Yankees are teh greatest team ever and Boston is a bunch of whiny crybabies who can't win a world series! Who's your daddy?
Yankees Fan: You make me ashamed to be a fan of the Yankees
w00t w00t by Jeff October 14, 2004
Come Fuck me Boots


those damn fine-ass boots girls wear.
God damn! Dood, she's got CFB!
CFB by Jeff October 4, 2004
Comes from when you're tired of being anywhere, bar, some chicks house.

GET THE FUCK OUT!
Man, this shit blows. Let's GFO!
GFO by Jeff October 3, 2004