ass magellan

An insult meaning one who explores the rectums of others, implying that the recipient of the insult - usually a male - engages in homosexual anal intercourse. The term is derived from 'ass', and 'Magellan', the famous Spanish explorer who attempted to sail around the world in the early 16th century.

That uptight ass magellan across the street wouldn't let me borrow his lawnmower when mine broke down.

by Jeema August 29, 2005

gift card laundering

The act of using a gift card to purchase another gift card of equal or slightly greater value in order to hide the fact that you're just regifting the original gift card.

After I do some gift card laundering at the mall today, these gift cards I got last Christmas will be squeaky clean and ready for regifting. No one will ever catch on to my operation - muhahaHAHA!

by Jeema December 07, 2009

dickbag

An insulting term which implies that the recipient of the insult is worthless, except for the purposes of other people putting their penises into - hence the notion that the person is a 'bag' for 'dicks'. See also: cumdumpster.

Adam told me to quit being such a dickbag all the time.

by Jeema August 29, 2005

wiggerish

Of, or pertaining to being a wigger

Long ago, in a time known only as 'the late 90s', huge wiggerish beasts roamed the earth, spreading the raprock plague and purchasing terrible quantities of New York Yankees hats.

by Jeema April 01, 2007

wigger

Someone who really likes wearing wigs.

John: Yo your mom is such a wigger, B - her hair be different every day.

Phil: Dude she has cancer. She's bald from the chemo.

John: Aw freall? My bad, yo.

by Jeema August 17, 2008

don't tase me, bro

A phrase used to gently chastise someone for attacking you verbally.

Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead.
Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.

by Jeema November 22, 2007

threfting

The same as thrifting, except that you steal the thrift-store merchandise instead of actually paying for it. 'Threfting' is a portmanteau word combining 'thrifting' and 'theft'.

Me and Adam went threfting the other day. We walked out in completely different clothes than what we walked in wearing and no one even noticed!

by Jeema June 29, 2006