jeRemy's definitions

Showgirls

The act of spending lots of money on a movie, and seeing it tank in the box office.

Stupid "Lara Croft 2" did a Showgirls.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

Ryeyocycle

Ride your bicycle. Fuck off, get away, take a hike.

Ryeyocycle up the Clyde. The Clyde is a river in Scotland thus if you were to ride your bicycle you would not get very far.

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

by jeremy January 14, 2004

mang

comes from the word "Mangle" it means to screw something up, to damage something or to be an idiot

(1)You sure manged that up good
(2)Way to mang out and hang out with your girl 24-7
(3)His face looks manged

by Jeremy July 21, 2003

Funky Brewsta

A large man who wears balck and dances reeaally goofy.

HOLY SHIT! its the funky brewsta!

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

slappy slappy

The act of placing one's penis on the unconscious face of another man (i.e. when passed out or asleep)

A very effective and useful taunt

Hey Kuzz, slappy slappy!

I slappy slappied you good last night

Nice passing out...SLAPPY SLAPPY

by Jeremy February 24, 2004

Kalynn Bourque

AKA: Cecily
She will act nice for about ten minutes, then kick you in the balls and skate away, before apologizing and doing it again. Uber bitch.

"Kalynn is such a bitch!"
"So is Cecily!"
"They should join a club together!"

by Jeremy July 1, 2004