Definitions by jdm89

3 

A number that can tell you a little bit about any person.
Here is a random example on a random person.
3 + 3 = Number of chromosomes that Person 1 is missing
3 - 3 = Number of friends that Person 1 has
3 x 3 = Number of genetic disorders that Person 1 was born with
3 / 3 = Person 1's mental age
3 ^ 3 = Number of girls that Person 1 has dated, only to break up with them before the date even begins
sqrt (3) = On the 1 to 100 scale, where 1 is the least, this is how much we like Person 1.
33 = The age, at which Person 1 is believed to die.

In a word, describe yourself. 3

3 by jdm89 May 27, 2017

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba 

something you're supposed to say really fast to prove smartness

A. recite the alphabet backwards as fast as you can, without making a mistake
B. zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
A. wow

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba by jdm89 February 18, 2017

`

A character on the keyboard with literally no purpose whatsoever. It looks like an idiot's apostrophe but is referred to as a "grave accent." Its secondary function is a ~ (the tilde), which is basically just the same thing. No purpose whatsoever.

Who the hell put the ` on the keyboard? No one ever told me what the fuck it's supposed to do anyway.

` by jdm89 February 5, 2017

tyrannosaurus trump 

A big, brown, and very smelly, dinosaur. It has a brain smaller than other dinosaurs. It is not a herbivore or a carnivore; it is a mexicanivore.

Yesterday that tyrannosaurus trump was eating a lot of those mexicans!

tyrannosaurus trump by jdm89 February 1, 2017

W 

A very weird alphabetic letter that is like a "m" upside down. Idiots can write this letter as \/\/ or VV.

I hate the letter "W".

W by jdm89 February 1, 2017

gobbledygook 

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Gobbledygook is basically anything nonsense.

gobbledygook by jdm89 January 25, 2017

freakasaurus 

Basically someone crazy. Kind of a synonym of "freak", but there is no humor in calling someone a freak, so if you want humor, call them a freakasaurus.
Freakasaurus was also mentioned in episode 15, season 2, of Star Trek: Voyager.

Has anyone ever told you you're a real freakasaurus?

freakasaurus by jdm89 January 25, 2017