jb mcduffie's definitions

Spurgle

The act of double dipping,or dropping other food particles in peanut butter, or jam or jelly.

" Mom!, Tommy's gonna spurgle the peanut butter! "

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

occulo rectitis

Occulo rectitis occurs when you have your head so far up your ass,you have a shitty outlook on life.

I used to work with that bastard, he has severe occulo rectitis.

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

4 hooker

A woman with large enough breasts to require a sturdy bra with at least 4 hooks in the back, usually a D cup and over 35 in size.

"Man,did you see that 4 hooker that just passed by? "

by jb mcduffie August 1, 2007

Louch

A derogatory term for a person of very little or no social or economic value. A combination of the words "louse" and "slouch" Usually has long, dirty hair,filthy clothes,and needs a shave and a bath. Stinks

Man, that guy has never held a job that I know of. He's a real louch!

by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

sack swimmer

What all humans are before they are fertilized eggs. Human sperm cell.

"I was doin that when you were still a sack swimmer!"

by JB McDuffie July 10, 2007

9

Short for DC9, a McDonnell Douglas commercial series airplane, used by many airlines for years. Loved by pilots, hated by passengers,it was a great commercial success,and is still in use worldwide.

" I was on the 9 for a while, now im on the seven three"

by jb mcduffie July 18, 2007

people's republic radio

What NPR should really be called due to their far left leaning and socialist agenda

"I was listening to all things considered on people's republic radio, and they were hyping socialized medicine again"

by jb mcduffie October 2, 2008