jaz's definitions

Monkeys Paw

The term used to describe the itchy feeling one gets from a hemorrhoid.

I think that guy has a monkeys paw in his shorts, he sure is squirming around in his seat a lot.

by jaz October 28, 2004

tight

used to describe the 'tightness' of something.

tight...like yo pussy ISN'T!

by jaz May 30, 2003

pinch

The act of prolonging a bowell movement by flexing the sphincter muscle. Sometimes the pinch is not administered in time which leads to a head of feces protruding resembling a turltes head; making an unpleasant mark in the undergarments and resulting in a foul odor.

I had to leave the party because of a bad pinch.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

Bob

Initials for Bitch on Bitch which describes a lipstick lesbian swinger party.

I think those fine bitches are going to a Bob party.

by jaz October 28, 2004

Cunt Loaf

When a woman has a Large puffy Vagina/Vaginal Lips

"Woah dude, That girl has a cunt loaf."

by Jaz November 1, 2004