I'm not akinator

a phrase which originated on tiktok, which references when a tiktok video references something so abstract that it would be impossible for the majority to actually understand what they’re referring to.

guy 1: did y’all see the video where 💀
guy 2: bro i'm not akinator

by jayquan. August 11, 2022

jeffy spaghetti

woaah is that Jesus in an alternate universe?!!!?!!?!

Guy 1: pray to jeffy spaghetti
Guy 2: yes
Guy 3: yes
Guy 4: yes

by jayquan. April 26, 2021

あいうえおかきくけこさしすせそたちつてとなにぬねのはひふへほまみむめもやゆよらりるれろわをん

wow. just wow.

imagine being so bored that you think you can get away with typing the japanese equivalent of “qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm”

you can obtain this by going downwards in columns from right to left.

Guy 1: あいうえおかきくけこさしすせそたちつてとなにぬねのはひふへほまみむめもやゆよらりるれろわをん
Guy 2: tf

by jayquan. February 23, 2021

originaln't

opposite of the word 'original'

this is also me in a nutshell

my friends call me originaln't all the time…

by jayquan. June 09, 2021

fukov

like ‘fuck off’ except better

Guy 1: fukov
Guy 2: no u fukovv

by jayquan. May 02, 2021

Hanauso Disease

Hanauso Disease is a fictional disease in which when the victim’s loved one lies or betrays them, flowers will grow out of the victim’s neck. Alongside that, the victim will be unable to talk until their loved one tells the truth.

Katherine had Hanauso Disease. That was the reason flowers were always growing out of her neck.

by jayquan. July 02, 2021

gacha

a sexual position in which a man shoves gumballs in his mouth, and the other person sucks on his dick as he spits them out into the other person’s mouth, like a gacha machine 👹

yo i think guy 1 pulled a gacha on guy two last night
- probably me

by jayquan. February 01, 2022