gacha

a sexual position in which a man shoves gumballs in his mouth, and the other person sucks on his dick as he spits them out into the other person’s mouth, like a gacha machine 👹

yo i think guy 1 pulled a gacha on guy two last night
- probably me

by jayquan. February 01, 2022

marker strands

strands of hair that are ‘drawn on’ in an attempt to appear cooler

Yesterday, my friend said that my hair looks like marker strands 😣

by jayquan. May 03, 2021

week 7

the FNF week where tankman tries to beat boyfriend to a pulp until pico comes in and shoots the shit out of the other tankmen

me: week 7 is best week
you: no its not

by jayquan. April 22, 2021

初音ミク

Hatsune Miku.

A VOCALOID voicebank, and hologram popstar. People can make her sing songs, and its really epic.

初音ミク is epic no cap

by jayquan. April 26, 2021

mush

a stupid app for stupid ass mums

they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves

lazy ass hags

me: mum…why do you have an app called ‘mush’ on your phone?
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers

by jayquan. May 01, 2021

あいうえおかきくけこさしすせそたちつてとなにぬねのはひふへほまみむめもやゆよらりるれろわをん

wow. just wow.

imagine being so bored that you think you can get away with typing the japanese equivalent of “qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm”

you can obtain this by going downwards in columns from right to left.

Guy 1: あいうえおかきくけこさしすせそたちつてとなにぬねのはひふへほまみむめもやゆよらりるれろわをん
Guy 2: tf

by jayquan. February 23, 2021

i hate myself

if you searched this up because you geniunely DO hate yourself, please have hope.
things will get better, you are amazing.
we all have our ups and downs, stay strong.
i love you, no homo and no hetero.

please take care of yourself, and have a good day, evening or night.

Guy 1: I hate myself!
Guy 2: Don’t say that :(

by jayquan. April 22, 2021