Skip to main content

jayquan.'s definitions

week 7

the FNF week where tankman tries to beat boyfriend to a pulp until pico comes in and shoots the shit out of the other tankmen
me: week 7 is best week
you: no its not
by jayquan. April 22, 2021
mugGet the week 7mug.

originaln't

opposite of the word 'original'

this is also me in a nutshell
my friends call me originaln't all the timeโ€ฆ
by jayquan. June 9, 2021
mugGet the originaln'tmug.

jeffy spaghetti

woaah is that Jesus in an alternate universe?!!!?!!?!
Guy 1: pray to jeffy spaghetti
Guy 2: yes
Guy 3: yes
Guy 4: yes
by jayquan. April 26, 2021
mugGet the jeffy spaghettimug.

gacha

a sexual position in which a man shoves gumballs in his mouth, and the other person sucks on his dick as he spits them out into the other personโ€™s mouth, like a gacha machine ๐Ÿ‘น
yo i think guy 1 pulled a gacha on guy two last night
- probably me
by jayquan. February 1, 2022
mugGet the gachamug.

Hanauso Disease

Hanauso Disease is a fictional disease in which when the victimโ€™s loved one lies or betrays them, flowers will grow out of the victimโ€™s neck. Alongside that, the victim will be unable to talk until their loved one tells the truth.
Katherine had Hanauso Disease. That was the reason flowers were always growing out of her neck.
by jayquan. July 2, 2021
mugGet the Hanauso Diseasemug.
wow. just wow.

imagine being so bored that you think you can get away with typing the japanese equivalent of โ€œqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmโ€

you can obtain this by going downwards in columns from right to left.
Guy 1: ใ‚ใ„ใ†ใˆใŠใ‹ใใใ‘ใ“ใ•ใ—ใ™ใ›ใใŸใกใคใฆใจใชใซใฌใญใฎใฏใฒใตใธใปใพใฟใ‚€ใ‚ใ‚‚ใ‚„ใ‚†ใ‚ˆใ‚‰ใ‚Šใ‚‹ใ‚Œใ‚ใ‚ใ‚’ใ‚“
Guy 2: tf
by jayquan. February 23, 2021
mugGet the ใ‚ใ„ใ†ใˆใŠใ‹ใใใ‘ใ“ใ•ใ—ใ™ใ›ใใŸใกใคใฆใจใชใซใฌใญใฎใฏใฒใตใธใปใพใฟใ‚€ใ‚ใ‚‚ใ‚„ใ‚†ใ‚ˆใ‚‰ใ‚Šใ‚‹ใ‚Œใ‚ใ‚ใ‚’ใ‚“mug.

COVID-17

HOLY SHIT I HAVE COVID-17!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1
by jayquan. April 22, 2021
mugGet the COVID-17mug.

Share this definition