jay's definitions

ascistionance

to move because the person using the word is overweight and cant get out of his/her chair that has wheels. this word was created on the halloween of 04'.

ASCISTIONANCE! I cant move!

by Jay February 15, 2005

xl

a member of the fattoid species; and can be found on his garden city postal route slipping in mud patches. one who has a big gulp for every breakfast and a faggot son who can't read

God dammit! xl ate my donut!

by jay February 12, 2005

Sacked

A prank involving a person hanging his sack out through his open zipper and then walking into a room full of people. Usually announcing as he enters the room "You all are about to be sacked"

That SOB just walked in and sacked us. He's lucky I didn't flick him in his junk!

by Jay February 10, 2005

Egemensin

To be so 1337 at Cs, and to own at GB!! and if you are a Red Dragon.

1- Omg dude you are egemensin counter da.
2- My rank is 4 at gb im egemen!! haha

by Jay February 6, 2005

snor

An acronym standing for salty nigger on rye. Used to describe someone who is of the dumbass nature.

Gerrard is such a snor

by Jay February 4, 2005

jip

Bigmouthed (person), cheeky

He's got such a jip.
He's such a jip.

by Jay January 29, 2005

nyoonch

A term for the ilicit marijuana

"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Motha Motha Fuck,Motha Fuck,Motha Fuck Motha Fuck Nyoonch, Nyoonch, Nyoonch, 1-2, 1-2-3-4, Nyoonch, Nyoonch, Nyoonch, Shmokin Weed, Shmokin Weed..."-Jay

by Jay January 25, 2005