jason spencer's definitions

giggy

See "pussy." A woman's vagina.

That girl's giggy was nice and tight.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

lois griffin

The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.

I rubbed one out to Lois Griffin.

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

schmegegel

See "dick," "cock." The penis.

My schmegegel is livin' large.

by Jason Spencer April 22, 2003

piper wiper

The act of fucking a girl in the ass, and as soon as the man cums, he pinches her neck very hard. This causes the woman's asshole to clench up, and when the man pulls his penis out, it is perfectly clean.

A piper wiper gets my dick nice and clean.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

neck bread

See "smegma." Debris that collects around the head of the penis.

Wash your dick, or else you'll get neck bread.

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003

Gynoceros

I huge, monstrous, beastly woman. Typically seen in moo-moos and Walmart.

Alas, the gynoceros is not yet endangered.

by Jason Spencer January 16, 2008

mud eye

The asshole.

Want to see my mud eye wink?

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003