jason's definitions

ohyerded

A word used to tell your friend you are going to "kill him" for hitting you in the nads, but you are so drunk your words run together. Pronounced "O-YER-DED" this word can be used by anyone at anytime although it is 10 to 15 times funnier when you are piss faced drunk. Normally used when you are dancing around with the JACK bottle in your hand and your "buddy" comes from behind and gives ya the old reach around nut hammer. Normally followed by laughter and extreme pain to both parties that is if you can see him.

"Whoa Yeah!! shake my ass show me what you got (ball shot) Ohyerded!

" Hey i pissed in that barcardi bottle dude!" BLurrrrrp Ohyerded hoooooorffff!!!! <- (puke sounds)

by Jason June 18, 2006

snizzly

Cool, clean, and good looking

Damn man you looking snizzly

by Jason October 4, 2004

BFNR

Short for boner for no reason.

Man I was watching wrestling when I got hit with a BFNR!

by Jason August 22, 2004

chili dog

A penis that has just been removed from another's arse after anal sex - usually very nasty and covered with various foul secretions and excrement.

Suzy is a dirty dirty whore! I fucked her in the ass last night and after I blew my load she turned around and sucked my chili dog clean. It was awesome!

by Jason January 9, 2004

Nut package

The selection of nuts given on a passenger flight.

"Airbus flights have the best Nut packages." or "I love there Nut package." or "This Nut package tasts good"

by Jason January 20, 2005

Grindcore Metal

Death/Black Metal Vocals
Thrash/Death Music
Sometimes with a synth to add Effects (chains,powertools,glass breaking etc...)

FUCKIN MENTAL MUSIC

The Berzerker, Napalm Death, Dying Fetus

by jason December 30, 2003

Slub a' Dub

Of or related to the male genitalia.

I have a 9 inch Slub a' Dub.
Would you like to wrap you lips around my Slub a' Dub?

by Jason March 3, 2004