riddledick

A penis that everyone makes fun of.

When he whipped out his weiner, everyone laughed at his riddledick.

by jasom February 09, 2004

Spermburger

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.

Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.

by jasom February 09, 2004

choaf

A random patch of hair on one's body.

The mexican dog boy was stricken with choafs.

by jasom February 09, 2004

Wheetle

A specific type of choaf which occurs on the ass. (see choaf)

When he mooned the passing car, everyone noticed his wheetle.

by jasom February 09, 2004

Dirty McDonald

1)The act of eating a Spermburger. (see spermburger)

2)When someone gives a rim job after busting in a girl's ass.

My friend gave a girl a Dirty Mcdonald.

by jasom February 09, 2004

scuba diver

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.

by jasom February 12, 2004

Turfle

A small penis.

Howard Stern has a turfle.

by jasom February 09, 2004