jasom's definitions

burshapples

Perfectly spherical pieces of shit.

Some A-hole forgot to flush and left two burshapples in the toilet.

by jasom February 9, 2004

choaf

A random patch of hair on one's body.

The mexican dog boy was stricken with choafs.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Cheesy Tire

Another word for a yeast infection.

There are too many commercials about solutions for cheesy tires.

by jasom February 9, 2004

scuba diver

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.

by jasom February 12, 2004

burstubble

A bubble of shit

When he powerhoused the crap, he created a burstubble.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Dirty McDonald

1)The act of eating a Spermburger. (see spermburger)

2)When someone gives a rim job after busting in a girl's ass.

My friend gave a girl a Dirty Mcdonald.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Turfle

A small penis.

Howard Stern has a turfle.

by jasom February 9, 2004