Definitions by jamfsob

surfing the crimson tide 

menstruating also known as on the blob, having the painters in,

As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea

surfing the crimson tide by jamfsob August 12, 2003

gammy axe wound 

vagina while menstruating

The boss was being a tosser, so as Jill was surfing the crimson tide, she pulled her blood bullet out of her Gammy Axe Wound and dipped it in his tea when he wasn't looking

gammy axe wound by jamfsob August 12, 2003

corno 

a person who looks really attractive from a distance so you are blatantly ogling them with your tongue hanging out so that they notice you at the same time as they get close enough to realise that they are actually butt ugly

hey, look at that chick/guy over there.
hot or what?

corno! euugh!

corno by jamfsob August 11, 2003

necropaedofelch 

see paedonecrofelch

I used to be a necropaedofelcher, until some rotten little ass split on me

necropaedofelch by jamfsob August 6, 2003

gaffa tape and paper bag job 

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

gaffa tape and paper bag job by jamfsob August 6, 2003