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asshole

Slang for the anal opening. This term is has many functions, either as a term of endearment, or as a graphic description of a potential victim. Sometimes comes in groups called bunches.
"Who let that fucking Asshole in here?"
by James Bourne September 5, 2003
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K-Tard

another name for the fans of K-mart.
anyone who is a K-mart fan is a K-Tard.
by James Bourne September 14, 2003
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communism

A politcial theory where every person in a society is equal, given all life needs (food, shelter, ect.) equally, and where there is no central governing body or group opf people (hard to have everyone be equal with a few leaders telling the masses what to do).

In theory, the most utopian and 'perfect' of the 3 major social forms.

In practice, can never effectivly happen in practice mainly because tghe average human being needs and desires asome sort of governing structure, whether it be very strict (See facisim ) or very loosly (See anarchist) applied.

This structure tend to fall into a more Socialist social order when applied in the real world. Eventhough the orgionators fo this social order said this structure would be best suited for the large Capitolistic nations of their era (England, USA, ect.), the most noted use of this system was inside the Former Soviet Union and the Peoples Repulic of China.

The Soviet system, though lasting over 7 decades, ended with the country ditching the One Party system for a more Democratic based model after the country practically became bankrupt in 1989. China has grown more Socialist since it's conversion to the Commuinst structure in 1947, mainly do to their laxing, however small, of certain 'communist' ideals for more democratic princliples (such as individualism and ownership of property).
by James Bourne September 27, 2003
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memphis

an anchient egyption city that was once the capitol of the civilisation.
King Tut fucked Uncle Funkalunkel's ancester up in Memphis.
by James Bourne February 20, 2004
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the cats ass

A niftyier way of saying cool, that is the shit, or this is wonderful. It is also used to say that someone or something is really clever or intelligent.
the guys at holybullshit.com are the cats ass.
by James Bourne February 20, 2004
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tome

A nickname for the Bible of Scientific Bullshit. See or visit holybullshit.com fo details.
In order to keep it from derteriating, KK and Doom hid the sacred tome from view.
by James Bourne October 4, 2003
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dawn of the dead

by James Bourne September 10, 2003
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