yati

Fit lady. Gorgeous face and body in nice clothes

'mate u just missed the best yati, she was lovely!'

by james February 20, 2004

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 07, 2004

Half Mongrel

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.

This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.

by James November 02, 2004

mother in law

Bringer of Hell to Earth.

Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.

by James October 31, 2003

the great ones

there were 3 men who were only known as incredible james mike and jaime. theses 3 men are with out a doubt have the most talent to ever walk the earth. Mike an actor with dead sexy looks. jamie a musican also dead sexy and talented with words. and there was james dead sexy and athletic with the 3 of them together it means fun for those who are with them bad things for those who oppose

damn there's those great ones i wana be jsut like them when i grow up

by james November 03, 2004

monkey

A primate. Often used in conjunction with ninjas or pirates to make something seem more original than it really is.

Hey, look at this, monkey pirates ninjas.

Youre so cool. Lets hug.

by James March 08, 2004

killbot

A machine designed to clean slighty worn-out golf shoes.

"A killbot has stained my pair."

by James October 12, 2003