Chav

Harmless on own but when teamed with other 'ard nuts becomes into a super brick throwing, car stealing, spitting machine. Will drive anything thats hot, usually with some retarded RnB blarring out. Phrases like boi, innit, bruv, dosh u up propa good are their own language. Can be identifyed by burbry caps (always at 90 degrees) and socks tucked into trousers.

"There a chav i think i will run him down for the good of man"

by James December 17, 2003

Rollover

Waking the next morning with in a drunken stupor similar to the one had the night before.

I woke up with such a rollover, I couldn't drive!

by James November 18, 2004

Scope

Scope is a term used for a spastic

Look at that scopehead!! He looks like Vav

by James July 12, 2004

vag

short for vagina.

1)I got some vag tonight. 2)You vag hatter.

by james March 12, 2003

Spunk Gut

When a collection of spunk consumed collects in the stomach cavity and gives the image of a beer belly

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by James September 23, 2003

crapperjack

Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.

Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.

Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!

by James March 07, 2004

Medevil

To "Get medevil" is to attack physically or enter a state of violent behaviour. Often related to opening a can of whoop ass. Derrived from the efficiently violent nature of medi-evil knights.

"Damnit mofo, gimme the papers before I get medevil!"

by James November 15, 2003