james's definitions

spinning cosmonaut

Sexual act, very classy. Involves sliding the penis between the breasts into the woman's mouth. Requires both parties to be truly elite.

The other day at the social club, I went for a spinning cosmonaut.

by James March 28, 2004

grind brushing

It's when you rub your erection up against a girl's ass until you blow your load.

Freddy was grind brushing that redhead in the subway last night.

by James April 21, 2005

tritium

a low energy beta emmitting isotope of hydrogen containing 2 neutrons and 1 proton.

i spilled tritium on myself but didn't worry about it because the radiated particles aren't energetic enough to penetrate the layer of dead skin that covers my body

by James October 24, 2003

Jylopakyn

A species of Elves that live in the deepest forrest of England. They are tiny and are more advanced with technology than the Wooples (see WOOPLES)

1- That jylopakyn is small.
2- The jylopakyn are clever.

by James August 3, 2003

dusty

A small, very gay little boy who often sucks massive amounts of penis at a time. Often participates in circle jerks, and bukake.

That was such a dusty thing to do..

by James February 26, 2005

surf her internet

A metaphor for the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Ken went round to Barbies place to "surf her internet".

by james October 29, 2003

interfrastically

quickly, with haste.

As created by Blackadder (Ink and Incapability)

I shall return interfrastically

by James January 26, 2004