james's definitions

burning rembrandt

On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.

"My bacon was burnt like a rembrandt"
"That warehouse is burning like a rembrandt!"

by James February 22, 2005

bumchodderism

The act of licking of one's ass cheeks while spreading wide on a wooden bench and trying to eat kebabs.

hey, i heard you got arrested for bumchodderism, is this true?

by James May 1, 2003

whoom

the act of telling a story, perferrably one about sex

james goes whoom when he tells a story

by james March 28, 2004

Bud

Dank Marijuana.

Where da bud at nigga?

by James April 16, 2004

wasted

feeling run down, usually accompanied with a headache

"Dude, my freakin' head! I'm so wasted!"

by James July 2, 2004

dilzip

Commonly referd to as a "dick" or "asshole"

Man, Scott Doyle is such a dilzip

by James March 19, 2004

Pink Menace

Very intelligent, funny, witty person, resembeling the member Pink Menace of the Bungie.net forums. Often used when someone makes a funny or witty remark or insult.

"Wow! Said like a true Pink Menace!"

by James March 3, 2005