two dozen

(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by Jake January 15, 2004

morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.

I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.

by Jake January 21, 2004

OC

premature ejaculation, that is, to cum "Out (of) Cunt"

I was in such a hurry with her that I OC'd.

by Jake March 25, 2004

sumo

more of something

We ran out of weed so we had to go downtown and get sumo.

by jake February 21, 2003

cron diesel

A word used to describe anything that at any particular point in time needs to be givin' props.

"Yo' deez taco's are the cron diesel son."

by Jake June 22, 2005

bent

to have a talent for

she has a bent for painting.

she has a bent for blowjobs, they are fantastic

he has a bent for car repair

by Jake March 07, 2004

BJ

abbreviation of blow job or blowjob. Occurs when a female puts a man's penis into her mouth and sucks on it while tonguing the head. Apparently very popular among young teens, equivalent to kissing.

I don't think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my best friend did it in the car while her boyfriend was driving.

Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.

by Jake March 24, 2004