gutrot

Pot Liquor, Shine, Moonshine, Hooch, Bootleg whiskey, Likker, alky, booze, Juice, Sauce, Eth, Ocean, XXX, stillwater, hard stuff, fire water, canned heat, White Jesus, spirits, smoke, red-eye, brew, slug, libation, shot, nipples, etc......

Dude, I gotta get off the gutrot before I shit my liver.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.

Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

BET

A channel that purports to support black culture, all the while instilling the idiotic ideas that plague black culture like cancer.

Dude, after watching BET, I realized that I never have to get a real job because America is racist. It's much easier to just collect unemployment and stare at my "Free Mumia" poster because something bad happened to my ancestors somewhere, sometime.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Tore back

Results from drinking oneself stupid and passing out face first in the sun with no shirt.

I got shithoused down at the nude beach and all I got was this lousy tore back.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

boxed

To be fuckoed, stigwashed, and otherwise moded.

Dude, you're so fucking boxed it makes puke run from my ears.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

housed

To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.

If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

chubbaloo

A fatty, lardo, Bertha, Tubbo, Osama bin Lardass, Obe}, bohemoth, just plain fatto.

Dude, I haven't seen you in 10 years and your a total chubbaloo now.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004