dirty pillows

Quality top bollocks; but only if large enough to rest ones head within.

My sleepy head fully appreciated her pendulous dirty pillows.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

tatty water

Any five figer shuffler will know.

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

flaps

They can either keep mud off your car, or envelope your knob.

What's the difference between Mud Men & Mud Women. Mud Flaps!

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

Fuck Wit

A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"

Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

bushy plate

Ali G immortalised this term for fany licking dykes.

I went to the chippy last night & only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her buhy plate.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

shagger

I can't believe i'm the only person to search for this word. A woman welcome at any occassion. (except weddings perhaps)

I left my newlywed wife and took one of her bridesmaids up the scutter in the honeymoon suite. Filthy shagger I am.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

wanka

Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.

That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)

by jadio u no August 15, 2003