jacques asse's definitions

niggaroni

Niggaroni refers to the very pasta-like consistency of nigger hair.

Mo'quan finked his niggaroni bafo headin' out on da street.

by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009

chickenfisting

Chickenfisting is a sexual practice whereby people stick their hands up chickens' asses, then use the head and neck of the chicken to bang women.

Phred and Mo'quan usually liked to go chickenfisting when live chickens were available on Sundays at S-Mart; those boys are really good at it.

by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009

duckfisting

Ducktfisting is a human sexual act that involves sticking your hand up a duck's ass, and then banging chicks with the bill, head, and neck of the duck. This is usually only problematic when the duck falls off and gets lost in particularly cavernous women.

Jacques grabbed Phred and went duckfisting last week. They duckfisted some serious sluts, and, unfortunately, lost one of their ducks.

by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009

eFudd

eFudd is an emolysized apparition, reduced to a cartoonish caricature.

Jacques looked in the mirror, and suffered an eFudd since he hadn't combed his hair in weeks.

by Jacques Asse May 7, 2009

Assterroids

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.

Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

FBPA

Future Black People of America.

Jacques joined the FBPA.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

jiggawho

A jiggawho is just a homeless, jobless nigger without a name.

You can throw nickels at the jiggawho down on Main Street, then he runs into the street and gathers them in a cup.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009