Definitions by jacques asse

vaginal wedge 

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.

When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vaginal wedge to get things going.

vaginal wedge by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

corporatisting 

Corporatisting = corporate fisting. The act of being dry-fisted by corporate autocracy.

Pay your bills or you'll get a corporatisting.

corporatisting by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009

facehugger 

A facehugger is a woman that grabs your head and pulls it into her cunt as you perform cunnilingus and analingus on her.

Stephanie is a champion facehugger, and she routinely leaves vagina tracks all over the room afterwards, as in puddles.

facehugger by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009

Sourdough cunt vomit

Sourdough cunt vomit is when a noteworthy yeast infection causes a female to projectile-spew large quantities of foamy fungus exudate all over her lover.

Sally treated Mack to a fine feast of sourdough cunt vomit the last time he was performing cunnilingus.

Sourdough cunt vomit by Jacques Asse April 16, 2009

manscara 

Manscara is what men put on their eyelashes to make the look fuller, usually these are faggoty-ass metro Emo dudes with extremely small dicks.

Phred wears a lot of manscara.

manscara by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009

punt 

A punt refers to a "pizza cunt", which happens when a woman stuffs herself with too much pepperoni and cheese and then gets in a tanning bed to make a human calzone.

The tanning salon attendant found that Sheila had punted while tanning.

punt by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009

slanger 

A slanger is a cominbined noun, slut + banger, referring to one who bangs sluts, like Lou Ferigno.

Lou is a slanger, and has many sluts.

slanger by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009