jacques asse's definitions

Anal Alice

Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.

Run! Here comes Anal Alice; last time she was here we had to get a new house!

by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009

The corporate cock

The corporate cock is your boss, or bosses, within a corporate business context.

I hate the corporate cock. If it didn't pay so damn well I would shove this job up his ass.

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

Erektus

Erektus are large, spatially dispersed penile warts.

After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

eFudd

eFudd is an emolysized apparition, reduced to a cartoonish caricature.

Jacques looked in the mirror, and suffered an eFudd since he hadn't combed his hair in weeks.

by Jacques Asse May 7, 2009

revenge fisting

Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.

You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.

She did WHAT? with WHOM?

Tonight, I am revenge fisting the cheap slut.

by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009

sucking the corporate cock

sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.

When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

pubish

To resemble a pubis.

Michael Phelps has a pubish head.

by Jacques Asse February 9, 2009