UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.
Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
Get the blatteredmug. I was at the beach earlier. Best thing ever. Couldn't look anywhere without seeing a pair of floury baps bouncing about
by Jackie-F September 28, 2005
Get the floury bapsmug. by Jackie-F September 23, 2005
Get the jimjammug. UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
Get the deceptaconmug. UK. To be seriously drunk. Comes from lagging, or lagged up, as in to have drunk lots and lots of lager.
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
Get the laggomug. A small undeveloped penis, looks prepubescent but found on a man who has reached sexual maturity. Named after the small bottom-feeding fish found in rivers and lakes in Western Europe
by Jackie-F September 24, 2005
Get the gudgeonmug. Music that's offensive to the eardrums in its poorness. Comes from a combination of the word dross, meaning rubbish, and Luther Van-Dross - a notoriously bad musician.
by Jackie-F September 28, 2005
Get the drossmug.