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cum-guzzler

one who guzzles cum
one who eats the man juice
one who swallows sperm
That cum-guzzler swallowed my cum like water.
by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005
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bounging

1 bounging.
2 like a ZUKSTER.
3 Dont pay attention to this word ya damn fugger.
4 Thugee.
5 fat girl in a red dress with facial hair.
1 man you look like a bounging.
2 Scary man: it was a foggy moonless night an evil cult THE THUGEE.
3 BOUNGING.
4 Dat zukster is bounging.
by Jack Mehoff November 6, 2004
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breakfast

a person, place, or thing who is able to, with minimal effort, impress suburban kids.
"this new roller rink is going to be such a breakfast!"
by jack mehoff October 25, 2003
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Miln Jellybean

A complete idiot. He b d n00b.

See STD.
by Jack MeHoff June 17, 2004
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Kayla Kerrigan

Adjective.

1. A female being who does incredibly well in the mooching category, usually occuring on the weekends.

2. A female being who believes she is the center of the universe, when she is actually the outcast of society.
Damn, this bitch is being so Kayla Kerrigan, askin me for rides and alcohol!
by Jack Mehoff April 4, 2005
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supruzr

1) see menkio.
2) see dingleberry.
3) the sore you get in your ass after
wiping too much of having too much hot
gay sex.
What the fuck, man, you're really a
supruzr. Stupid dick.
by Jack Mehoff October 3, 2004
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The Dolly Parten

One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show.
Look at that Dolly parten,(sound: ka-ching)this is the best little whorehouse in texas.
by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005
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