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bounging

1 bounging.
2 like a ZUKSTER.
3 Dont pay attention to this word ya damn fugger.
4 Thugee.
5 fat girl in a red dress with facial hair.
1 man you look like a bounging.
2 Scary man: it was a foggy moonless night an evil cult THE THUGEE.
3 BOUNGING.
4 Dat zukster is bounging.
by Jack Mehoff November 6, 2004
mugGet the boungingmug.

The Dolly Parten

One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show.
Look at that Dolly parten,(sound: ka-ching)this is the best little whorehouse in texas.
by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005
mugGet the The Dolly Partenmug.

quarters

A Bloody game in which 2 or more people try to stop a spinning quarter with one finger without it tipping and falling flat on the ground. The key to the game is to try to stop the coin while it's still spinning. Someone must spin the coin and the oppanate must try to stop if, if successful he can launch the coin at the person who spun it at his knuckles. When you play this game for a long time your knuckles will bleed unless your playing some weakling
Jack: Hey you ready for another game of quarters?

Mehoff: Yea right you'd own my ass!
by Jack Mehoff March 6, 2004
mugGet the quartersmug.

Beasus

A disposable vape so you don’t sound gay askinf for a disposable
Yo toss me that peach beasus
by Jack mehoff August 20, 2021
mugGet the Beasusmug.

jack bag

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation
1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"
by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004
mugGet the jack bagmug.

smurf

1 to insult
2 blue man group
3 todd, andy zukoski's blue loving friend
4 todd, the fuggin fugger
5 like the "F" word
1) go smurf your self!
2) Smurf1: "hey what did you and smurfett do last night" SMurf2: "I smurfed her" Smurf1: "SMURF NO!" Smurf2: "SMURF YEA!, I smurfed her in the smurffin parking lot!"
3) todd? oh the smurf wannabe!
by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004
mugGet the smurfmug.

puddin' and princesses

a school lunch consisting of Snack pack pudding and disney's princess fruit snacks
hey nate, got any more puddin' and princesses?
by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005
mugGet the puddin' and princessesmug.

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