jack mehoff's definitions

cum-guzzler

one who guzzles cum
one who eats the man juice
one who swallows sperm

That cum-guzzler swallowed my cum like water.

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

bounging

1 bounging.
2 like a ZUKSTER.
3 Dont pay attention to this word ya damn fugger.
4 Thugee.
5 fat girl in a red dress with facial hair.

1 man you look like a bounging.
2 Scary man: it was a foggy moonless night an evil cult THE THUGEE.
3 BOUNGING.
4 Dat zukster is bounging.

by Jack Mehoff November 6, 2004

breakfast

a person, place, or thing who is able to, with minimal effort, impress suburban kids.

"this new roller rink is going to be such a breakfast!"

by jack mehoff October 25, 2003

blach

an aliens version of cocaine

aww blach yea
take some blZNATCH
IF YOU DONT SNIFF THIS BLACH IM GONNA KICK YOU IN YOUR NUTS YOU FUCKIN CUNT ASS BITCH

by JACK MEHOFF May 9, 2003

Zukster

1 a fat rednaeck
2 a nigga hatin fuckfoot
3 has a smurf wannabe lover
4 acts like girls in online rpg named by fruits like strwberry, battleberry,
etc. (anything with berry and asks for items)
5 fat person who never gets full

1 Hey look at that zukster go, omg i am gonna zukster on the zukster.
2 *throws up* man i zukster with food
3 Oh My God look at that zukster its FAT and Ugly And posing as a Girl

by Jack Mehoff November 10, 2004

Crackalaka

1 take a shit
2 to shit/poop
3 cocaine addict
4 to crackalak

1 whats crackalakin homie G home skillet fo shizzle my nizzle in the hizzizzle bizzle
2 hey juan is taking a crackalaka

by Jack Mehoff November 11, 2004

cheesing

use nacho cheese as lubrication

all the people in the world cheesed Logan extremely hard in the ass

by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005